Why are clowns scary? Because F*** YOU! That's why...
Seriously, why would you send me this s**t? You know who you are!
I all innocently tweeted this picture:

And this is what I got!

I hate clowns...
I used to like Tim Curry. I did! Until Clown From Hell, that is.
Now I'm all...

Know what's worse? Killer Klowns from Space. That one wrecked me.